Multinational Brands Pillows

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

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