Multimedia Pillows

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

Occu-Pie Mars

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"National security adviser"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Gay Times...

Press Freedom

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Meet the Enemy