Multigenerational Living T-Shirts

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Multi-Generational Books

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Pre-Old Blues

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'So June, do you think we should get a stairlift or just move to a bungalow...because, let's face it, we're getting on and here will come a point...when you won't be able to carry me up the stairs anymore.'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."