Multigenerational Living Prints

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Multi-Generational Books

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'So June, do you think we should get a stairlift or just move to a bungalow...because, let's face it, we're getting on and here will come a point...when you won't be able to carry me up the stairs anymore.'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"