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'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

Easter Island legs

The Fast Lane.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

A white collar cow.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

"USA map"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Valhalla."

Godot - Retard Indetermine

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Traveller's Luggage.

Elvis Impersonaters invade the train