Multi-generational Advocate Pillows

"If you ask me, this multi-generational living is way overrated."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

How to save money on geriatric care?

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

Angry pensioner

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Get off the lawn!"

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

Kids then. . & and now.

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

Pension Calculation

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."