Multi-generational Advocate Pillows

"If you ask me, this multi-generational living is way overrated."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Pre-Old Blues

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Not-so-easy listening...

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

"We added it just for the millenials."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

How to save money on geriatric care?

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

Angry pensioner

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Get off the lawn!"

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

Kids then. . & and now.

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