Mules Prints

'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'

Dog yoga

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat and mouse

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Beginning Yarder.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Miami Mice

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Making mulled wine.

"But am I happy? Very."

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'