Muffin Maniac Prints

Al's Breakfast Diner. Are those "sprinkles" on your muffin? I certainly hope so!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Little chef.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

The mushroom pickers

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

Baking

"It's a mug's game!"

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

The Champignon Bell

"Miss Preen, I taste coconut. Did we perform due diligence on this muffin?"

Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case

Bakery. I'm trying to lose weight by eating carrot bran muffins. Ah, the fiber-optic diet!