Muffin Maniac Mugs

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Little chef.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

The mushroom pickers

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

"It's a mug's game!"

The Champignon Bell

Baking

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

"Miss Preen, I taste coconut. Did we perform due diligence on this muffin?"

Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case

'Sarah and her all-day muffin'