Muddy Fun T-Shirts

Glastonbury. After.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

Wedding Wellies

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Down On the Farm

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'How do I know your ours?'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'It needs more dirt.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Wipe Your Feet

Pete Bog

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'