Muddy Fun T-Shirts

Glastonbury. After.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Playing pig

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Wedding Wellies

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'How do I know your ours?'

Down On the Farm

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'It needs more dirt.'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Bungee sodbustin'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Wipe Your Feet

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs