Mud Pie Maker Gifts

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

'It needs more dirt.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

The finer points of marriage.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Wedding Wellies

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

'Shakin' bacon.'

"We have a job for you. . .in the crust station."

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'It's an acquired taste.'

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."

Baldo eats mud cookies Gracie has made for Christmas.

'An oil spill in the YARD?'

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

'Here, I made you a mudpie with a file in it.'

"Hack into Acme Pie Company and get their recipe for blueberry scones."

'Two mud pies please.'

'The mudguards don't work.'

"I like my food without artificial ingredients."