Mud Fan T-Shirts

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'It needs more dirt.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Curling Rocks!

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

The Mosskeytoe.

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

Noah's Ark slugs.

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

Fish Umbrella

'I NEVER get stuck in the mud!'

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'You are so lucky: You can get dirty without your mum yelling at you...'