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'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Playing pig

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Curling Rocks!

'It needs more dirt.'

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

The Mosskeytoe.

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Noah's Ark slugs.

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

Fish Umbrella

'I NEVER get stuck in the mud!'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'