Mud Baths Pillows

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Playing pig

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

New Twenty Blades

Scotsman in the bath...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

"Mom: Look what I made!"

Water power.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'