Mud Baths Pillows

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Loofah Lady

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

How to recover from a bad day

"Mom: Look what I made!"

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

Water power.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'