Muck Boot Wranglers Prints

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

The Brothers Grime

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

Fishing from the Pier

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Climbing with the baby

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Babies

The Pooperrazzi

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Down On the Farm

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

"When do I get my phone call"

"There's a grouch on my couch."

The First Supper

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross