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'I was just hoping our lives would be a little more like a video on MTV.'

The Paper Route

'It is too snowing!'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Munster Island.

Lorne Greene

June Brown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Santa delivering newspapers

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Victorian mother and daughter.

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

Kellogg's Wapners