Mtv Nostalgist T-Shirts

'I was just hoping our lives would be a little more like a video on MTV.'

The Paper Route

'It is too snowing!'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Head of Dumbing-Down

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Santa delivering newspapers

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

Victorian mother and daughter.

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Kellogg's Wapners

Happiness is a warm TV.