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Fresher Flu.

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

University Soapflakes

Pajama Day 743

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Kardiff.

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Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

All Hail the Matriarchy

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Department of Nanotechnology

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Music Student

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'...Or not.'