Moving To Nyc Pillows

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Condomania"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

Culture Saturday

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Tool Box

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Picking pastries.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Why Cows Leave Home

A DIY disaster.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."