Moving To Nyc Mugs

"Condomania"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Culture Saturday

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Tool Box

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Picking pastries.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Why Cows Leave Home

A DIY disaster.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."