Moving To New Mexico Pillows

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"No, I'm a transplant."

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"What?"

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Home Sweet Home On The Range

The Rudges' peaceful home

Emigrating to Oz.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

Now entering California, dude!

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

Cactus Fountain

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Civilization comes to the old west: Bowling alley.

Move to Arizona.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse