Moving To New Mexico Pillows

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bribes for Jabs

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Frosty, the Golden Years

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

"No, I'm a transplant."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

The Rudges' peaceful home

Home Sweet Home On The Range

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"What?"

Emigrating to Oz.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

Now entering California, dude!

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Civilization comes to the old west: Bowling alley.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

Move to Arizona.