Moving To Los Angeles Mugs

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Culture Saturday

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Why Cows Leave Home

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Shakespeare Street

Kensington Fluffies

YONDER...next 347 miles.