Moving To Cornwall Gifts

Cornwall

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

New Guy.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'How very Cumbria.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I just..."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Thatched roof car.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Holiday cottage

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."