Moving To A New Home With Space For Bookshelves T-Shirts

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Yardless: Please help

"Man's best friends."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'