Moving To A New District Mugs

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'But what is the universe for?'

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."