Moving To A New District Mugs

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'But what is the universe for?'

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'