Moving To A Multicultural City T-Shirts

'I told you I was all for the multicultural society.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Kensington Fluffies

'I remember when all this was fields.'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.