Moving To A Hurricane-prone Area Pillows

'Put up the storm windows? -- but that's just looking for trouble!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Stairlift around cliff face.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"I just..."

"Summer Reading Group"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I can see our house from here."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Wishing Well

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.