Moving To A Houseboat Pillows

Home Ship Home

Beware of the dog fish.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Captain steering house through flood.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Lighthouse Beam.

"Summer Reading Group"

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

New Swiss Army Knife

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Wallpapering with Nails

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.