Moving To A Houseboat Pillows

Home Ship Home

Beware of the dog fish.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Captain steering house through flood.

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Lighthouse Beam.

"Summer Reading Group"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

New Swiss Army Knife

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Wallpapering with Nails

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?