Moving To A Flood-prone Area Mugs

"I'm glad my agent persuaded me to get flood insurance and keep all my important documents together."

"I can see our house from here."

'I'll be down in the basement.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

New Guy.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Wishing Well

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"