Moving Out For University Mugs

'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Origins Of Evolution

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'