Leaving Home For College Mugs

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Trust

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"We're leaving you two!"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"Oh George. My heart."

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Let's make out!" The unbearable lightness of being 3000 miles away from his mother.

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"Hello, mom. You know how you were always telling me I could be anything I wanted to be? Well guess What."

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"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."