Moving Into A Tiny House T-Shirts

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

"You gotta be kidding me - you build a tiny house without any under-bed storage?!"

Painting by the numbers for adults

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Non-Drip ?

'Now what?'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

DIY.

'How animals mark their territory'