Moving Into A New Craft Room Prints

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Tool Box

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Shakespeare Street

'It's all homemade.'

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Book Me!

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Moving in

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I rented out the basement."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'We know you have a cat.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.