Moving For Work Prints

"Hi, honey—I'm home."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Between Offices

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

The Move.

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.