Moving For Work Mugs

"Hi, honey—I'm home."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Between Offices

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

The Move.

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"