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"For the sake of a good relationship, I'd even consider leaving New York. Right now, I'm looking at somebody in Poughkeepsie."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Michael Jackson.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Exercise now!

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

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'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Broadway Moosical.

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Lord Byron

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Edgar Allan Poe

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Dancing in a circle

House sale.

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