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'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Fire door.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

False starts.

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

"I bet they filmed that here."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

'Your starter, sir.'

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

Meet Sexy Cougars

Moses had a hearing problem

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

"Quick, fill it in; we've been selected for early release!"

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

'-and I presume a cold shower for your companion?'