Moviebuff Prints

Jennifer Lawrence Meet + Greet

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Leslie Caron.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Silence of the Chickens...

Albert & Myra - The End Story

If nobody had invented graphics

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Stand-up Romcom