Mini Movie Buff Prints

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

'Did you know they have that book on video?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Leslie Caron.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Stand-up Romcom

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Silence of the Chickens...

Cut!