Movie Trivia Expert Prints

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Apples, Oranges and Lemmons

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Herman Mankiewicz

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Cary Grant

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Vannamania

Nicholas Parsons RIP

It's academic

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

TV Zoo Trivia

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

Larry Grayson.

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

Michael Douglas

"You were never in The Birds..."

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

"I often see 'Filmed in Panavision' during the credits of films, but I have absolutely no idea where that is."

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

Cue-card holder auditions.

"Any idea what's on the TV?"