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"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

"You were never in The Birds..."

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"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

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"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

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"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

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"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

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'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

"Don't tell me the ending."

"Woah! I haven't read it yet. Spoilers!"

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