Movie Release Anniversary T-Shirts

50 Year Celebrations.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Buster Keaton

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Jimmy Cagney.

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Sumo Love.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Lumiere brothers caricature

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"I propose we build a panic room."

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

Janet Leigh

Romy Schneider

Lee Van Cleef

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It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll