Movie Reference Enthusiast Gifts

"Looks like you've gone from 'Stay' Puft to 'Over' Puft."

Glub Club

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Getting to Know You

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Housekeeping?!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Spoiler alert."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Quentin Tarantino

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Hollywood Breakup

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"The cape comes off too."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'