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"Bloody hell!"

Cop porn.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"Tell me again why guys don't sit next to each other in movies?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Herman Mankiewicz

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Horror movies

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Queen Kong

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Cosy night in

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"