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"Bloody hell!"

Cop porn.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"Tell me again why guys don't sit next to each other in movies?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Herman Mankiewicz

Horror movies

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Queen Kong

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Cosy night in

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'