Movie Maverick Pillows

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

"I can't believe 'Jackass' wasn't nominated. What was the Academy thinking?"

'D'you have anything that's not in 3D, a sequel or bloody kids?'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"You've been trying to hack that movie for over 5 years. I hate to break it to you, but you could get that movie for free on any channel."

Showbiz Awards

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Targets.

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'Who wants the talking stick?'

Popera!

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Anything goes today: I want this to be a free and open discussion of my entrenched positions."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'