
"Dis whack may be monitored and recorded for quality-control purposes."
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"Dis whack may be monitored and recorded for quality-control purposes."
"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."
"Puss in cement boots"
"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."
"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."
'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'
"I know your mother."
The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.
"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."
This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'
'... and make it look like an accident.'
"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"
"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."
"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"
"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
Mario's Family Portraits.
"Stick 'em up!"
Mafia Shrinks
Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.
If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.
"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."
"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"
'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'
Sad demise of a workaholic
'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'
Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary
'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'
'He knew too much!'
"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."
"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."
"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."
"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."
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