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Cats talking. 'Injure a mouse and set it free, if you can catch it again, it was meant to be.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Zenemies.

My God, I need to fart.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Meditation

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'Have you been working out?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'