Mousehunt Master Pillows

'If you did a little better job around here we wouldn't have to use them!' - Cats tail caught in mousetrap.

What My Day Feels Like

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I am not asking for directions."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

National Coffee Day

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Compliment me on my perfect pronunciation of this junk,and there'll be a good tip in it for you.'

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"Don't order anything that will embarass me."