Mouse Metaphor Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Big mouse little mouse.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Cat Mask

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Mouse shopping after hours

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

'How are you?'

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Graffiti on baseboard.

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."