Mouse Hole Detective Pillows

Tiny Mouse Hole

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill---You keep finding loopholes'

"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."

Mousehole Parking

'We demand more mice!'

Cat at computer with live mouse.

'It's just homework...there's no conspiracy.'

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

"He's become quite a cult figure."

"It just happened. The entire internet is now nothing but clickbait."

'It's all part of a diabolical plot to get me to do my homework!'

"Before we can open it we need Mom's PIN number."

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

'You smell like mothballs.'

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'

'Could you move your chair just a skosh to the right? - We can't see the TV from our hole.'