Mouse Hole Detective Mugs

Tiny Mouse Hole

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

We're putting on a subtraction.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."

Mousehole Parking

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill---You keep finding loopholes'

"Where'd you find it, dad?"

'We demand more mice!'

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

Cat at computer with live mouse.

'It's just homework...there's no conspiracy.'

I think I just figured out why this place was available.

"He's become quite a cult figure."

"It just happened. The entire internet is now nothing but clickbait."

'It's all part of a diabolical plot to get me to do my homework!'

"Before we can open it we need Mom's PIN number."

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

'You smell like mothballs.'

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'