Mountaintop Dreamer Mugs

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

'Hole it, Goopta - the Grand Lama just raised the retirement age again.'

ZEN AND THE ART OF PROCRASTINATION

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Walkers

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"You've been served."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

Galilei Galileo.

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'